Online dating a joke
One unfortunate would-be-funny-if-he-weren’t-so-crude single got kicked off e Harmony for answering the personal question, “What do you like most in a woman? The dating site flagged the profile for its inappropriate language and kept this dick from offending single women online.
No doubt this lonely dude thought a sexual reference would be a flirtatious way to get a girl’s attention, and, hey, points for creativity.
” One politically savvy guy sent a first message reading, “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? Another smooth talker simply said, “Guess what I’m wearing? The key is to be original, amusing, and flattering all at once.
One hilarious comic shows an unimpressed woman opening the door to a short, overweight, and balding date.
“You look different in your online profile,” she tells him.
A lot of online daters can sympathize with this plot twist.
You show up to a first date expecting a beautiful new companion and instead find your worst nightmare.